Adventures of Sarkon and Grüshnag

Chapter 1: The Tavern on the Edge of Town A small tavern on the edge of a hardworking village is bustling with life. If you were to enter that tavern on this particular night, you would see 2 unlikely mates are having a heated discussion. Sarkon, high-browed elf of the Fuckass clan, and Grushnag, previous Warboss of a large orc hoard, were having a heated debate over who actually killed the White Wizard. Grushnag fervently exclaiming that it was he, with his legendary Bone Ax Arm of Mass Death(TM) that slayed the great White Wizard and Sarkon obviously didn’t do the deed. Sarkon scoffs.  "How could it have been the Bone Ax Arm of Mass Death(TM) when you, Grüshnag, weren’t even pulled from the dirt and mud orcs normally are made of?" Sarkon protests.   Whilst impressed at the Bone Ax Arm(TM) itself, Sarkon is not impressed with Grushnag’s braggadocios attitude. Grushnag throws his arms up in the air and scoffs louder but then barks at the nearest tavern wench to ...